11 January 2010

Why We Are Here

A great, Lovecraftian parody of the infamous "Chick tract," a kind of booklet which way-out-there sorts of Christians used to hand off to unsuspecting normals, can be found in the Cthulhu Tract.

Bwahaha! Come on, monkey-boy! Admit you're a semi-evolved ape thing that is mercifully ignorant of the soul-blasting truths of the Cosmos! Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

3 comments:

barrettmanor said...

Oh, that was hilarous!

Tobias Stanislas Haller said...

We need to hear more from the mad Arab Alhazred, don't you think? This could be the start of a whole new Tractarianism.

David said...

Ahhh...I had to Google around a bit to discover what Tractarianism meant (e.g. the folks involved in The Oxford Movement who were publishing tracts supporting same) :D

Bwahaha!